Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Korean Safety Update: Know Your Naked Japanese Enemy

Koreans are taught from a very young age to always be mindful of the Japanese. Children check under their beds for Japanese people before going to sleep, and every Korean adolescent knows that unprotected sex could very well lead to Japanese children. Still, many young Koreans choose to disregard the Japanese threat, believing it to be an old wives' tale their parents told them when they were children in order to coax them into eating their mixed vegetables and rice. This couldn’t be further from the truth. Even in our modern times of LG phones and box-shaped cars, the Japanese are still nakedly thriving among us.

 

Update: I was hoping to link to video, but Hulu has taken it down. Instead, read this article concerning the threat to your safety

 

http://www.japanfortheuninvited.com/articles/nasubi.html

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